One thing is for certain, that pink Balenciaga purse I've included would be much more appreciated than flowers, chocolates or teddy bears. Please, Mr Cupid?
1. Colourblock Dress by ASOS - £35
Oh hiya, oh so flattering peplum shape! The dreamy ice-creamy colours of this dress are reason enough to want it immediately, but the fit and flare shape is the sauce that seals the deal.
2. Secret Siren Necklace by Oasis - £20
Are YOU the secret siren?
3. Arena Wallet by Balenciaga - £345
We do not need any fussing in the form of fancy dinners or flowers if Cupid can arrange for this to appear on Valentine's Day. This purse is the real definition of love at first sight.
4. Box Pleat Dress by River Island - £45
Be the retro lady in red in this completely gorgeous number. With that sweetheart neckline all you need to add is some flicky eyeliner, killer heels and vampish lippy. Would look amazing with cat eye sunglasses if by some miracle the sun comes out.
5. Lady Dragon Heels by Vivienne Westwood for Melissa - £150
Adorable, rain appropriate AND bubblegum scented? Yes please!
6. Shift Dress by Love - £36
Pink does not have to be girly. If you prefer something a bit tougher then a collared leopard print dress like this one is just the ticket.
7. Striped Skater Dress by Jovonnista - £50
Go all zig-a-zig-ah in this ziggedy zaggedy red and white dress. It's designed to accentuate your waist and skim past the hips and bum, making it oh so flattering and easy to wear.
8. Nambia Heels by French Connection - £99
They're chunky and we need them. Now. The heel on these bad boys is a whopping 13cm although the platform does make that a lot more bearable. Surely they're the prettiest shade of pink you ever did see?
9. Hermione Dress by Reiss - £49 (reduced from £195)
You WILL be centre of attention and the boys WILL sing Chris de Burgh at you all night, but who cares when you'll look this amazing? Satin, chiffon, rouching, asymmetric details, cut outs - this dress is a proper show stopper.
10. Flapper Dress by Miss Selfridge - £150
The magazine world have fallen over themselves to feature Miss Selfridge's stunning range of flapper dresses. Yep, they're more pricey than you'd expect for a dress from Miss Selfridge but they are fully sequinned and embellished - and that doesn't come cheap. DO get in a flap about this dress.
Poppy Dinsey is the founder and editor of the UK's largest outfit sharing site WIWT.com. Poppy has been named by The Evening Standard as one of London's "1000 Most Influential People" and has been heralded by Stylist Magazine as "changing the face of the fashion industry". Her favourite cocktail is a Pornstar Martini and you can tweet her at @PoppyD