Now don't get me wrong, dancing around handbags is a staple part of womanhood, but more often that not having a bulky bag on a night out is just annoying.
You can't just 'not have a bag' though, despite what boyfriends will tell you. (Note that they have no problem asking you to carry their keys and wallet in said "unnecessary" bag. *Eye roll*).
So what's a girl to do? I'm a big fan of the 'card down the bra' tactic, but there's something about handing over a sweaty piece of plastic that always seems a little unfair on the already run ragged bar staff. You could put your money in a sock, but that's a bit low level criminal and I don't regularly wear socks on nights out.
How about a special garter then? A special garter with magical pockets?
Introducing the Sassy Stash, which is basically exactly that...
The Sassy Stash is slinky and adjustable, boasting enough room for your phone, ID, cards, lippy and keys.
No longer will your phenomenal twerking be hindered by clumpy handbags. Compromising between holding your clutch or a second drink is no longer something you'll have to do. YOU CAN HAVE BOTH HANDS FREE FOR BOOZING. And, if you're anything like me, you can now go about your evening worry-free instead of constantly knocking over people's drinks because you insisted on going to a packed bar with the world's largest handbag.
You can appear care-free and bagless, with the joy of knowing your blusher and Oyster are firmly strapped to your thigh.
This is the kind of invention I approve of.
The Sassy Stash is £24.99 from Firebox
and it may just have changed girly nights out forever.